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O/T Anything to Confess Sister?

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  1. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    My friend who I lived with last year found out she was pregnant when she went into labour!
     
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  3. TygerTyger

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    Was your friend "Married to God"?
     
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  4. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Big fat lass was she??
     
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  5. Happy Tiger

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    I read that earlier Chazz, made me giggle too. They don't seem to be going for the obvious "virgin birth" angle, and don't seem to be casting her out either. Well obviously she won't be a nun but she doesn't seem to have been kicked out in shame or owt.

    I also wondered if she was a fat lass though.
     
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  6. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come
    this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
     
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  7. Amin Arrears

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    There's some skinny lasses who don't know they're pregnant til they go into labour. My mrs used to watch a programme about it, admittedly most we're ogres but there were still a few stick thin lasses. Weird, I'd have thought they'd have realised when the sprog starts kicking... Clearly not...
     
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  9. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
    A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
     
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    Did anyone see that ****ing great star in the East last April.
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    I dont believe it to be honest bob. Theres just too many signs.
     
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    The woman lives at the Little Disciples of Jesus convent near Rieti, which manages an old people's home.

    Hehe some lucky old boy just had the time of his life.
     
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    It does seen just a tad beyond belief I agree.

    But supposedly it actually does happen.
     
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  14. Lincoln Tiger

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    As a lapsed left footer I had a good laugh at this. There were one or two penguins at school I'd would have happily 'helped out'… I once confessed that I'd had impure thoughts about one of the nuns in the confessional box aged 15, I'm sure the priest was breathing heavily or trying to stifle a laugh.
     
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    She was convinced it was the second coming, as she's certain she swallowed the first one.
     
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    Until he gets hit with a child maintenance bill. He'd better take better care of Geronimo next time!
     
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    Actually no, she put on a bit of weight and was being sick etc. The doctors said it was an allergy to wheat. Apparently the baby was hid behind something and that's why she didn't have a bump.
     
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  18. Lincoln Tiger

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    Hailing MIFF, Hailing Miff…any chance of a nun special?

    :shocked:
     
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    He was just being a good catholic. Refusing to wear a johnny. Church should be giving him some credit for that.
     
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  20. Chazz Rheinhold

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    You've got issues!!
     
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