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Sex vs Football vs Food vs Peeing In The Shower

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 17, 2014.

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What ONE Thing Do You Want Forever?

Poll closed Apr 26, 2014.

  1. Sex

    10 vote(s)
    76.9%

  2. Football

    1 vote(s)
    7.7%

  3. Food

    2 vote(s)
    15.4%

  4. Peeing in the Shower

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Thought Grumpy might have been your favoured one.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jan 17, 2014
  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    To be fair... they're probably ALL grumpy after Obi's had his way with them...
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 17, 2014
  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Only if you like to hear moaning while you have sex.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 17, 2014
  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    I'm having a shower and trying to piss myself laughing... but can't now <wah>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 17, 2014
  5. Obi Wan

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    No votes for football yet then? <laugh>
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 17, 2014
  6. Agent Bruce

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    Can believe that.
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    A golden shower?
     
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  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Now that I'm allowed... ready when you are AB ;)
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    I'll pass on that one thanks.
     
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  10. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    fixed <ok>
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

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    <devil>
    Ha ha, you little <devil> you!
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    You've been looking again
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 17, 2014
  13. Obi Wan

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    I think JPF overestimated the need for a 'peeing in the shower' vote - unless everyone is thinking they can still do that sneakily while nobody is looking.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 17, 2014
  14. Agent Bruce

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    What I am doing is popping off to bed, it's calling me.

    Night guys, enjoy what's left of it.
     
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  15. Obi Wan

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    Night AB. Sweet dreams.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 17, 2014
  16. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I think I overestimated the need for a "football" vote...
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    Well, maybe if you had put in a guarantee clause that at some point during 'forever', NUFC might actually win a football trophy worth celebrating...
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 17, 2014
  18. Obi Wan

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    If you were to do a new poll to vote on:

    > the best sex you could imagine
    > Toon winning the best trophy you could imagine
    > the best meal you could imagine
    > the best pee in the shower you could imagine

    then it might get interesting. <ok>
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 17, 2014
  19. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Because that's not very realistic...

    No hypothetical quandary here... you hypothetical quandary peddler <ok>
     
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    If I pick football... can I still **** and watch porn?
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Jan 18, 2014
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