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Newgod's big mental thread of love

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Newgod, Apr 14, 2012.

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Do You Hate Newgod? Do you Agree that he is the Supreme Troll, God Troll.

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  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    The one I sent to your email, you silly sausage.

    I posted it 2nd class xx
     
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  2. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    i have not checked my email yet let me get that
     
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  3. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    some Vanessa Hernandez send me some bullsh.it mail thats all
    there is no pic there
     
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  4. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    Holy sh.it Newgod's mortal incarnation shame<yikes>

    Yes Hindu gods are easier to find on the internet, but harder to find in the pub. Actually NG I hang out with a variety of pantheons. Once you become more recognised you can come for a beer with us. It was some laugh the other month I was out with Loki and Balder we had a game of darts. Loki persuaded this visually impaired punter to fling a dart at Balder made from the pre Xmas mistletoe. We got thrown out as the midgard serpent showed up thinking it was Ragnarock. The ****ing serpent nearly totalled the boozer.

    Unfortunately The Greek deities were having their Xmas night out in the same bar. Hercules kicked **** out of Loki because the serpent had spilled his pint. Thor then jumped in as despite everything blood is thicker than water. I was really pissed off as I was trying to fire into Isis (I've known her for yonks). She ****ed off with Lakshmi who was trying to sell the customers a pyramid scene. I ended up going home with Ishtar instead and caught the crabs, dirty stop out that she is.

    What's your take on the Ontological argument?

    Ps. My big mate Jehovah says you have three days left to repent or I have to start the plagues. He says facebook's too secular. Don't panic too much wee man I'll put in a word.<ok>

    Mo
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I already have a Porn Webcam site you dozy individual. PC Dev's HomoBondage Warehouse of Fun and Torture <doh>

    You would like it I think, do you want the address and login?
     
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  6. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    just 3 things

    1) your stupidity failed to impress me,

    2) immortality is not about continuation in a static physical form, the physical form is a vessel temporary in nature, one ends another comes into existence, my physcial form will transform into another but i will retain my consciouness forever hence immortal

    3) if you are gonna being in some sh.it in this world like end of days sh.it and all
    go for it, and good luck with it
     
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  7. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    so you are masochist, i mean a extremely experience masochist
    well thats good so what kinda stuff you do around your website i mean are there, nipple piecering, bondages, strangulations, eletro troture in sextual organs, water bondages, and drowing in sh.it etc

    thats cool now how many of the people here knew that you were a bloody masochist and you were into all this kinda sextual torture and all
    so you see i helped you brining out the real you in front of everyone

    anyways do send me the premium user account pass
    i will sell it for cheap online to interested parties as i only watch Nina Mercedez Webcam Shows
     
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  8. User Deleted

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    What part of india you from newgod?

    A few people I know have been to india on holiday but I don't really fancy it. I had to go and work in bangalore for a week and didn't really like it that much.
     
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  9. User Deleted

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    Hey man I'm not dead! <laugh>
     
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  10. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    The wasted sickness of Cu Chulainn <whistle>
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    No really a masochist per se, more of a Sadist. I have posters of the Marquis De Sade on my dungeon walls, i'm a big fan.

    There is some extreme stuff on my site like people playing the Rusty Trombone and ****, if you are sure you are up to it let me know and i'll PM you the details <ok>
     
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  12. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    its my style when someone says goodbye to me i reply back RIP
    as if that person is dead and gone
    its a troll thing,

    I am not from India, i am Asian, i have been to india 3 times as tourist, so i know about things around that place,
    my job requires to me pick up minutes details and pretending and all
    so I can project myself as anyone
    i know a lot of languages and i have visited many countries, i can pretend to be a guy from that country which i am not
     
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  13. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    so its now proved that you are indeed a dead sh.it eater as you are into tombs and bondages and all
    well i will have to pass on that i mean i am more like into Nina Mercedez Stuff
    but you surely can carry on with that anal torture anal avacado that you do to yourself and all, i mean it has its audience
     
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  14. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    I hav died so many times
    I dont even remember how it felt to be alive
    Listen

    The world wants me dead, but they don&#8217;t understand that I am dead already, I died a Long Ago.
    They just want to close me in a box and bury it a 1000 feet Below.
    The earth, yeah that&#8217;s what I face everywhere by everyone, This is the experience I Undergo.
    Everyday every second of my life, &#8220;You are insane Newgod&#8221; you are crazy, you have a Super Ego.
    Problem man, you are Evil, you are twisted, you will consume this world with your Dark Shadow.
    Yeah I am Newgod, I am Hell and welcome to the Newgod Show.
    You all flame me and think that I will burn but that won&#8217;t happen, you all throw stones at me so I Throw.
    Them right back ya, yeah I can&#8217;t be polite I can&#8217;t be good I can&#8217;t be nice, I can&#8217;t lay Low.
    I won&#8217;t make you my friend, and I won&#8217;t live as you want me to, I Owe.
    This world nothing and wish to get nothing in return, you Know.
    That already, that&#8217;s me, that&#8217;s my style, that I won&#8217;t take anything from anyone for anyone and I won&#8217;t Rap Slow.
    And nothing this world do can ever change me, you can&#8217;t do anything to stop my Flow.
    Yeah I won&#8217;t stop coz I can&#8217;t be like anyone else and I will Blow.
    The roof off this place, you can&#8217;t write me down on a page or understand my rage. Lock me in a cage, coz I&#8217;ll Grow.
    Stronger every second every time you try to destroy me, I will get back up and Glow.
    Brighter than the brightest star, decimate this world and the next in a Row.
    I won&#8217;t give up, ever I won&#8217;t give in and I won&#8217;t go down, I won&#8217;t be gone, No!
    But the whole world wants to burn me down the ground, and get rid of me forever, So
    I Rise every time from my ashes again stronger and armed from Head to Toe.
    Let the world think what they want, let the people do what they can, Hello.
    World , be afraid of me, I am dangerous I am vicious, scary as a Scare-Crow.
    The world tells me that I am not good in rapping and I won&#8217;t ever be a Pro.
    That I will never be able to record my songs in a Studio.
    Or do a live concert, ever play my songs on a Stereo.
    For my friends, and my songs will never be aired on Radio.
    Well **** you Jason, go to hell Aisha, you all are free to go, and you too Joe.
    Joe you fair weather friend I am better off without you, I am done with you, I am going Solo.
    I have been burning all our songs all night, and I have thrown your picture out of my Window.
    It&#8217;s better that you are gone Nina, it&#8217;s better that I have learned to live without you, Although.
    I may never forget you, never forgive you or the pain, that you have caused me and the Sorrow.
    That I have been through coz of you, I have walked away from that and Let it all Go.
    You killed me Nina but I Survived, I die tonight only to Rise again Tomorrow.
     
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  15. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh>

    You're a proper spastic new.god,
     
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  16. User Deleted

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    You said in the opening post on this thread you are from india newgod? or was that just to protect your identity?

    Quality rapping there, I often try to generate interest in the Scottish Hip Hop Scene (I'm from Scotland)
     
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  17. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Beyond ******ed ...
     
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  18. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    What exactly did Joe do? What about Jason and Aisha? Have their actions resulted in you becoming the most boring and spasticated 'troll' on the internet?

    I'd be interested to hear <ok>
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Dead ****, as aooposed to live ****? No, that's not my scene man, i'm more into anal, fisting and ****. pm me.
     
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  20. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    many know spammers are from india so its easy to take a identity from that country beside that i have been there so i can pretend to be someone from there, i can provide details about things weather and food habbits and all, i picked up those details during my visit there,
    its simple all you have to do is present yourself and your facts in a way that the other is convinced that you are telling the truth, there are many tactics that are used, one method is shotgunning, its like giving you target a large package of info, you target will be convinced after hearing so much info which is true that you are telling the truth,
    magicians and spies use this tactic often to decieve their preys

    just the way i like it

    hey you want me to pull out your psychological profile from the file cabinet
    huh?
    yeah right i have it here with me
     
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