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Sex vs Football vs Food vs Peeing In The Shower

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 17, 2014.

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What ONE Thing Do You Want Forever?

Poll closed Apr 26, 2014.

  1. Sex

    10 vote(s)
    76.9%

  2. Football

    1 vote(s)
    7.7%

  3. Food

    2 vote(s)
    15.4%

  4. Peeing in the Shower

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Which would you pick to have forever above all others?

    Rules

    - You can live forever without food... you just can't eat anything... Unless you pick sex (Agent Bruce knows what I'm talking 'bout ;)...)

    - If you have children already from sex... You can keep them.

    - If you choose against going for "peeing in the shower", you are still allowed the various sinks, garages, ponds, Pennywells of this world...

    - If you choose football you get a personal thank you from me for keeping this thread on topic. But you should know I didn't pick football, so my thank you isn't going to be what you're expecting....................
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 17, 2014
  2. Obi Wan

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    How do I vote for 'sexy football'?
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 17, 2014
  3. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    You're a Newcastle fan... you could vote for that last decade... This is a new poll <ok>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 17, 2014
  4. Obi Wan

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    Is there a separate option for crapping in the changing rooms? Or is that still allowed with any of the choices available?
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 17, 2014
  5. Agent Bruce

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    There you go, trying to bend the rules again.
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    If i vote for football, does that mean there will be no more half time pies allowed?
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 17, 2014
  7. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I've gone for food.

    You hear managers saying they hope their players leave nothing in the dressing room. Well when I go my hope is that I leave nothing in the fridge.
     
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  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    If you vote football, I said you'd not be able to have food.....




    So of course whatever the f*** comprises a half-time pie is allowed <ok>
     
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  9. Obi Wan

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    That's not what Poyet says! <whistle>
     
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    Yay! <party>
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 17, 2014

  11. Obi Wan

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    If I go for the 'sex forever' option, do i get some kind of a break at any point?

    And is it:
    a) you can choose your own partner
    b) it's a 'lucky dip'
    c) JPF does the match-making
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    None of the above, it is JPF!
     
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  13. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Do you get to support a different team if you pick the football option?! NO! You're stuck with watching stinking Newcastle United like a dead weight round your neck for life... Same goes for your wife or significant other...



    Who I can't wait to meet by the way :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    OK, I'm sorted. SEX it is then!
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 17, 2014
  15. Obi Wan

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    Please don't tell the wife about the significant other. <ok>
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Which one of the seven do you want to meet?
     
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    Sex all day long
     
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  18. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    .... I've just thought... what happens if sex wins? Do we move forums? <laugh>
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    I can recommend Happy and Bashful is quite nice too. <ok>
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    Forum? I'll be too busy having sex. <ok>
     
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