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Match Day Thread Newcastle v Sunderland- Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 5, 2014.

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  1. fredor

    fredor Well-Known Member

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    Who then would make you face reality and rid you of your delusions of grandeur
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    What makes you think I want to be rid of my delusions of grandeur?
     
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  3. Heed

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    Fredor, have you not got a cricket match to go to and support your mother country. <ok>
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I cannot take any comment seriously that has both the words 'fredor' and 'reality' in it. You just make me glad that I live in reality and not in your deluded, mind-warped state.
     
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  5. fredor

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    Seems the problem is worse than I thought the affliction is very widespread well all I can do is try
     
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  6. fredor

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    The Oscar nominations announced today and Tiote did not get a mention there is no justice in this world when he is tackled you would go a long way to see a better performance
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    He's more of a classic swan lake performer. Hollywood doesn't appreciate true art like that, they just go for so-called 'super-stars' method actors.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Got to be RAW, Fredor can't get to the games.
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    Good work Sherlock. <ok>
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    This. It's got whitey written all over it.
    I imagine Fredor lives in a cave.
     
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  13. Obi Wan

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    Ah, maybe that was the clue i missed. oops!
     
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  14. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Guys, my local store just got robbed.... The police have asked us to keep an eye out for a grubby looking, penniless man with a strong Mackem accent, who now has a large collection of own-brand cheese and frozen mccains...

    I know it sounds crazy, but if you happen to know the richest and classiest man in Sunderland, please turn him into the authorities immediately <ok>
     
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  15. MrRAWhite

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    That's one hell of a tash he has got there, but I'm afraid his looks don't match up to the mighty RAW..
     
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  16. pauljohnhutch

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    they cant see your blonde hair when your wearing one of them -you cant see me suits! they can only see your lovely blue eyes awww
     
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  17. pauljohnhutch

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    your bloke johnson has got an invite to next years splash ! f'in dives about that much how many pens won in the last couple games?
     
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  18. MrRAWhite

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    I'm sure he had apart in Blazing Saddles..
     
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  19. Wisey's Hair

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    Double the points of the mackems... mind the gap guys
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Love it..
     
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