Needs to replace them with something even worse. I'm thinking a leopard-spotted mullet would get the most out of him.
For some reason he kind of gets away with the Alice band look. The corn rows though......well......surely they must have been the result of losing a bet? Surely?
I'm not saying it's necessarily a good look, but unlike the cornrows I don't burst into a fit of uncontrollably amazed giggles whenever he appears on screen.
He'd look better if his hair wasn't behind his ears and didn't wear the band. Not many men suit long hair - I used to have long hair but, with no regret, have had it cut shortish for a while. People can have whatever hair the like, but there are some haircuts which I genuinely think 'what the actual ****?!'.
Guly's on the plane!!!!!!! (pearing over the seat) Hang on a minute... that ghostly sinister figure right at the back, dressed as a Stewardess.... Nicola !?!?!