An ex once tried to tell me she got 1 million free texts for topping up a tenner. Daft cow thought 10,000 was 1 million
I was telling her something about golf and not expecting an answer i asked her 'what do you get if you get three under par in golf?' I said 'For one under par its a birdie.......For 2 under par its an eagle.....for 3 under par its a.........? 'Goldfish?'................she said.
Not the burd but the burds granny. Was driving somewhere with the burd and her granny when we passed a sign for dunfermline. Burds granny who can't have a single thought she doesn't vocalise comes out with "dunfermline, do you still have to go up that steep hill to get there?" so I tell her that they lowered the entire town in 1994 because people were fed up with living on a hill. To which she actually ****ing complained about how nothing is like it was in her day. Rage inducing old *****. Can't wait till she dies.
Not so much a "stupid women" comment but it never ceases to amaze me how so many women can watch hours of soap and reality TV and yet moan at you for "wasting your time watching boring ****ing sport". I once kept a detailed record of the amount of time an ex spent watching that ****e each week and how mcuh time i spent watching sport. Although very much in my favour it was perhaps not one of my better ideas.
I was moaning about the news coverage after Mandela died, and a female pal said, "I thought he died a few months ago? Wait, no, that was Bernie Nolan" Unbelievable, aren't they.
Anything technical, can't remember, I'd need to keep a journal but she did once ask if a video recorder can record in black and white.
