OT......Showbiz nonce thread

3 trials started this week.

-Rolf Harris
-The Hairy Monster
-Ken Barlow

Ladies and Gentlemen, convict or acquit these alleged sex pests.

Your verdicts please.

 

guilty

 

Based on the fact I haven't looked at these stories at all, guilty.

 

I think Ken could be found guilty , the others probably found not guilty

 

Agreed.

Their beards will save both The Hairy Cornflake and Rolf.

No jury ever convicts a bloke with a beard.

Well, maybe The Yorkshire Ripper but apart from him I'm struggling to think of one.

Oh and Harold Shipman.

 

Did someone say "contempt of court"?

 

I had to sit on Jury once, and had one of these cases involving a *****. Very interesting.

I don't know why people hate Jury Duty, i enjoyed it.

 

Only slightly related Carmine but this tickled me (no pun intended) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206288/Amish-hair-beard-cutting-ringleader-Sam-Mullet-GUILTY-hate-crimes.html

 

That's brilliant.

Did you catch his surname?



You'd struggle to make it up.

 

Did the suspect have a beard?

 

Indeed - the Sam Mullet bit got me first..I've been giggling since I read it. Priceless...

 

Shouldn't really say.

 

That's a no then.

No need to say another word pal.

Convicted and received a 7 stretch.

 

Again shouldn't really say.

He got what he deserved then 15 minutes later i saw him outside St Stephens.

Which was surprising.

 

Well that's confused me a bit.

 

I'm sure you can denote what the outcome was from that.

 

Golaccio, is that a euphemism a la 'meeting in the Linnet & Lark' car park style? Are you the enforcer/Judge Dread/Harry Callahan?

 

Ha. I was too busy making sure he didn't recognise me.

 

You blinded him first then before doing him dead?

 

He'd escaped from lawful custody was on the run dressed as a Tesco security guard?

Bit like a beast version of Ronnie Biggs?

Surprised it never made the papers!

Pure scum, just hope he's been caught.