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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Joelinton's Right Foot, Jan 12, 2014.

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  1. Beardsley's Shimmy

    Beardsley's Shimmy Well-Known Member

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    Just seen that Mackem thread. Civil war yet again <doh>
     
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    Beardsley's Shimmy, Jan 13, 2014
  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    cough cough... just clearing my throat.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 14, 2014
  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I think it goes more like:

    fur cough, fur cough
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 14, 2014
  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    F o
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 14, 2014
  5. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Wouldn't Fur Coat be more polite?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jan 14, 2014
  6. Merino's Ballerina Feet

    Merino's Ballerina Feet Well-Known Member

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    It's amazing that their thread is still going.
    It's a laugh a minute.
    Smug is making out he hangs around with billionaires in the South of France when really he probably pedals postcards and lookie lookie glasses on the beach.
    Hahahahaha.
     
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    Merino's Ballerina Feet, Jan 15, 2014

  7. RobEllious

    RobEllious Well-Known Member

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    Oh you can **** off aswell. Did you know i've got one of the 200 biggest dicks in the world? I'll post several pictures of it erect if you like, or even if you don't
     
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    RobEllious, Jan 15, 2014
  8. Mod Face

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    WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM?! If it's preserved in a jar labelled 'Mod Penis' then can I please have it back?

    That's the last time I agree to have an unlicensed doctor operate on me...
     
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    Mod Face, Jan 15, 2014
  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Don't worry Mod Face, he said top 200, not top 2. Yours is safe.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 15, 2014
  10. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Did you know I run all the security for the Cannes film festival?

    We'll I fixed a lock on a toilet door once that it.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 15, 2014
  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Oh and fcuk off
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 15, 2014
  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Anyone disagrees and I'll fight them
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 15, 2014
  13. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Oooh, thank you. And you too!



    oh, err how shall we f*** off, my lord?
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 15, 2014
  14. Agent Bruce

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    Same way as always Obi, use your left hand so that you can still type with your your right.
     
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  15. MrRAWhite

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    Yes...It sits proudly on your shoulders..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jan 15, 2014
  16. Agent Bruce

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    Ouch, razor sharp again.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jan 15, 2014
  17. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Hahahahahahahahahaha
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 15, 2014
  18. RobEllious

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    Ooooh, wiffy banter!
     
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    RobEllious, Jan 16, 2014
  19. Agent Bruce

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    I used to know somebody called Richard Head, he never got called Dick.
     
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  20. MrRAWhite

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    That would have been very dastardly if they had done..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jan 16, 2014
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