The Rhyme fed

I thought I'd try a thread where every post is a rhyme
Been meaning to do it for quite some time
If you don't like it and your humour is blunt
Go **** yourself you boring ****.

 

Gas's thread title spelling fail fiasco

 

Make every comment rhyme?
Not sure I've got the time.

It's harder than it looks,
writing ****ing books.

This writing game is rank,
i'm off to have a ****.

 

Gas is a ****
Yes, I said ****
A pure ****
A total ****
He's one helluva ****

 

The title of this thread aint spelled right
So my initial thought that it would be ****e
But it's not bad gas - I feel you bro,
This place is ****ing dead like Marylin Monroe
You just tryin to keep it real and get the place rockin'
It's too quiet - niggaz is at Cowcaddens underpass cockin'
I'm in work so I'll drop some better rhymes tonight
The title of this thread aint spelled right

 

Haha, that was pretty good Beale,
Your rhyming is for real,
By ****, look at me,
I'm poet and I don't realise it.

 

GC is dying on its arse,
Mick's sectarian bigotry is a fu.cking farce,
nowadays this place is deader than a t rex,
mind when Medro used to rip the piss out of Beale cos he wore specs. (lol)
Looks like this site now is just full of dicks,
If you're looking for me, I'll be on JA606.

 

****s n *****s
They play the bongos
Or so the song goes

 

Edge lives a lie
He is scared of the pie
He likes licking my japs eye













And fingering my arse

 

My spelling is shocking I'll give you that
But don't rub it in you big fat twat
Some cuts trying to bring life to this place
At present it's a ****ing disgrace
Edges deserting to ja606
To correspond with those bunch of pricks
I'll stay here with you lowlife scum
Looking at ST's pictures of ****s taking it up the bum.

 

Thought I'd take a time out from conversing with the dicks,
Who populate that **** site called JA606,
To tell you guys that I miss your crude jokes,
and you making fun out of the inbred Geordie folks,
I guess my time away did broaden my horizons,
I met the Scotch Derby County midfielder Craig Bryson,
He was at Nandos with teammate Jonny Russell
Not at the Glasgow Fort, but the one just outside Brussels,
The guys were there as they're big fans of Van Damme,
Don't email Beale, as he'll sign you up for SPAM.

PSYCHE!

 

Don't lie, Beale doesn't spam
**** tottenham hotspur and **** west ham

 

Henrik Larson, he is gay,
ftp and the ira

 

I can't believe this thread's for real
It's just a stage for folk to beel

 

do you like wwe
i do

 

It's meant to rhyme, it isn't hard,
Have another go, you ****ing ******.

 

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I gave this thread a chance just to see what it may bring
But all it's ****ing done is made me want to spew my ring
Seeing ****s like beale and gas trying so hard to rhyme
It's ****ing jailbait man, they're lucky no to be doing time
Edge was really good, he was probably the best
Even though he's a beast, a bit of a sex pest
Then along came that *****, MARTIN IS BACK
Someone needs to give that **** a right good crack
Pud was here as well trying his best to fit in
But all he done was **** it up and everyone laughed at him
Although I must admit, this thread had me in a crease
Now am away to play wae yer maws ring piece

 

Thank you Fab for your little ditty
Although it was more insulting than witty