What's for tea tonight then?

Gammon

 

What type of cheese? Take away the mushroom and you have a winner right there.

Jiffy, don't be like that. You're only banned from the Rangers board because you're a bit of a ****. I can't even unban you myself, and dunno who to ask

 

This is fair enough. Now that you've outlined the reasoning, I can absolutely see it from The The Rangers' fans' point of view.

Looks like someone's getting a dildo AND the poppers at the curry night!

 

curried butternut squash soup with crusty bread then grilled mackerel

 

Who's going to be the first to admit what they really have for dinner - 2 rustler burgers and a box of micro-chips

 

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I'm actually having a pot noodle followed by a piece n golden wonder cheese & onion

 

I'm having whatever is in my neighbours wheelie bin

 

yous aw gittin haggis oan the 25th?

Gas?

 

Maybe, as long as they sell it in one of the local supermarkets

I aint making the ****er myself.

 

Nah, haggis leaves an offal aftertaste

 

anycunt else pit tamata sauce on there's?

 

prefer broon sauce wae haggis

 

Whisky sauce with haggis is the only way to go

 

****.

****.

Absolute legend of a man.






PS: Unban me.

 

How am I a **** ya dick?

 

Listen Bealey, i'll be honest here. I'm trying to butter up ML in the hope he'll unban me from the hun board and it isn't going to work with you all up in my grill and **** yo'.

 

you're no missin much

 

I've already said that I don't know can unban you. I can't ban or unban people from the board. Anyway, why do you even want to go on the Rangers board? There are more topics on the Celtic board about us.

 

Well, no need to get snooty about it. I guess, sometimes, I just feel a bit left out. No big deal.