I`ve got two dream jobs. The first ,and more recent, is to be a Japanese clothes designer - this was after noticing that lots of their t-shirts, hoodies etc had apparently random words plastered on them ... I presume more for the shape/look of the word rather than any literal sense ( as they usually made none ) ... so one day I hope to fulfil my design vision with lots of fashionistas walking around wearing clothes that say " cock-cheese velociraptor ", " Universite De Rimjob. Est 1969 " , " Kentucky Urgent Bowel " ....... you get the idea. My other dream job is to sing t.v ads .... you know, go into the studio ( by limo obviously ), have a cup of honey and lemon tea for the old vocal cords, some warm up excercises with my vocal coach, dim the studio lights to get the atmosphere, slip on the cans, step up to the mic and ... deliver ........ " Whoaaaaaah Bodyform - body-formed for yoooooooooo " That couldve been me
Musician or writer. The only flies in the ointment are the twin facts that i'm an average musician at best and far too lazy to write to order.
I would like a job with the police monitoring tracking down and prosecuting people that partake in racist, homophobic and other illegal activity on internet forums.
I wouldn't mind being a Romantic Poet, wandering around the lake district pinned out on laudenum, then returning to London to hang out at Mrs Miggins' Pie Shoppe. Maybe even **** off to Greece to join a revolution and swim the Hellespont. Poetry can't be that hard to write, can it? Not once you know what rhymes with what.
