Has anyone ever been the victim of a crime?

Out of all the errors in that post thats the one you pick out?

 

MD's battle with the pikies wages on

 

MD was it a random kicking, or was it some ongoing war you had?

 

He stole a prize whippet off them

 

He burned doon one their ma's caravan with her in it.

 

He had the brass neck to try and sell them pegs & lucky heather

 

Someone giving you a doing is'nt a crime ****'s sake.

Man up ya gang o fannies.

 

Assult, GBH, ABH....you cops could get away with it but when a civvy does it to another civvy it's generally regarded as a crime

Thank **** you retired.

 

Mr Motivator raped me in '94 Is that a crime or a sign of love?

 

I've had a few doings in my youth and dished out a few too, no **** went running to the Coppers, it just was'nt done, poor form and all that.

 

Well done, Russ.

I've been wanting to say something similar for a while, these pooves are getting their panties all atwist because they've had a doing in or two.

 

Both, in a sense. I leathered one of their inbred cousin/brothers/uncles and 2 months later 5 of his relatives leathered me.

I knew it was coming, the problem is I didn't see it coming

Who said anything about running to coppers?

I've had my **** kicked in and then been lifted for breach of the peace. I stay the **** away from cops, especially if I'm bloody.

 

someone stole my rollerblades circa '97

there was tiny tears that day I'll tell you

 

Vanessa?

 

i was kidnapped one time cos my auntie won a cruise on ant n decs saturday night takeaway n this nasty piece of work that stays near me's granny was next in the queue on the fone in n he thought the cruise was rightfully hers cos hes a junkie scumbag so when i was pickin up my meds from lloyds pharmacy he jumped me and threw me in the back of a car n sped off with a few of his henchmen in the car too n they were sayin they were going to kill me n that n slash me n that but luckily i was wearin my utility belt to i pulled the emergency chord on them and a dinghy exploded out of it and it forced the door open 'so long suckaz' i said as the dinghy flew out the motorcar n bounced and skidded down the road and they were all yellin at me and shakin their fists, you know, 'come back you fiend' etc but anyway i was too busy laughin and jeerin at them making the ****er sign at them that the dinghy bounced off a cliff and hurtled towards the water, but it never landed in the water it landed on a ship and vin diesel was there n that

 

Aye, original post was about being the victim of a crime, but then with the power vested in my by Mick as the thread's OP, I gave permission to also offer up kickings

 

Fair enough

 

A kicking is only a crime if you lose conciseness and someone calls the cops.

 

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