The Christian Thread of Lengths and Gapes

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

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Jesus was a black man.

 

No , Jesus was Batman

 

Nice picture.

Is it for sale?

 

The Lord has told you, human, what is good; he has told you what he wants from you: to do what is right to other people, love being kind to others, and live humbly, obeying your God.
Micah 6:8

 

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Will there be gnashing of teeth?

 

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And where exactly is he now?

Dead, that's what.

 

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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/...rnado-survivor-i-did-it-simply-to-be-a-prick/

 

May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in him, so that you may overflow with hope by the power of the Holy Spirit.

Romans 15:13:

 

[video=youtube;tdhDq5mgkx4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdhDq5mgkx4[/video]

 

Saw that on Charlie Brooker's show. Love it!

Funny how these religious nutters thank God for every little bit of good fortune that comes there way but never blame him for the bad stuff.

 

That sounds gay.

 

He was a lovely bloke, eh?

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... 'suffer the children to come onto me'.

 

I know ... ****in idiots!