Will…..

Him banging the goals in is the best way to ensure we finish higher.

Is it common for angry gorillas to hang about the showers in Madrid?

 

Bale?

 

i thought my joke went over everyones head...

 

I'd forgotten all about Bale, tbh. Is he still there?

 

Doesn't get mentioned a lot. May have moved back to the spuds.

 

nah locked in a cage so he doesn't bugger ronaldo to death... someone needs to unlock that cage.... heyzeus....

 

They've hired Sigourney Weaver *everything will be ok*

 

Invoking the Greek gods now?

 

heyzues el svsious christos.. the famous spanish boxer....

any god that sites ronaldo so suarez gets a golden boot from uefa its fine by me.

 

She can twat a few aliens while she's at it.



#threadproperlyderailed

 

i don't want to think about her twat thanks.