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Discussion in 'Peterborough' started by Minxy, Nov 18, 2012.

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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Just one last request M. Any chance you could pop to the shops one last time mate? We need some balloons, party poppers, party food, cake, candles, champagne, red wine and lots of beer. Cheers mate!
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 14, 2014
  2. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Has anyone heard from him since last night. Maybe he's locked in the cellar.
     
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    lamby, Jan 14, 2014
  3. Obi Wan

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    Lucky beggar - there's a queue for that too!
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 14, 2014
  4. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Simps is just getting too popular!
     
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    lamby, Jan 14, 2014
  5. Ron

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    Extract

    "DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!! It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!! IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!! Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME." No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap. It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE." Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!"
     
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    Ron, Jan 14, 2014
  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    It's all lies Ron. I just tried using shampoo on... well... certain...err... areas of my body - and NOTHING! No extra volume! <grr>
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 14, 2014
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    I am. Knowing my luck Simples will declare an amnesty on the date of my punishment <cry>
     
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  8. Ron

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    Cheers Obi. Saves me bothering.
     
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    Ron, Jan 14, 2014
  9. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Well gents, the lady has returned



    .... therefore no more of this sinful talk or I will blush :redface:
     
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    Minxy, Jan 14, 2014
  10. Tom_BCFC

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    Oh Well out of the cup then :(
     
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  11. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    You or us?
     
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    To concede one goal to Non-League opposition at home is unfortunate, to concede 2 is careless, to concede 3 is downright criminal!
     
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    oldposhpete, Jan 14, 2014
  13. Minxy

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    Well at least we wont get totally humiliated by the Mackems now
     
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    Minxy, Jan 14, 2014
  14. Obi Wan

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    I hope you meant on yourself! <yikes>
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 14, 2014
  15. Obi Wan

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    I was looking forward to cheering your boys on vs the Mackems. :(
     
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  16. Resurgam

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    Saves us the humiliation of getting hammered by Sheffield Utd now.
     
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    Resurgam, Jan 14, 2014
  17. Obi Wan

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    Don't worry M, all the good clubs purposely go out in this round to focus on the league. <whistle>
     
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  18. Tom_BCFC

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    We lost 2-0 to Watford lol
     
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    Tom_BCFC, Jan 14, 2014
  19. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Bad night all enough to drive you to drink!
     
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  20. Resurgam

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    Will be a helluva lot of focusing for us then, plus a few miracles as well I fear :(
     
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    Resurgam, Jan 15, 2014
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