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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Irreversible and terminal I'm afraid.
     
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  2. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    you wish

    theres certain people on here who would actively revel in and mock my death
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't.

    I don't wish ill health on anyone.

    I'm a people person.
     
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  4. gas

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    Beale. Assuming you can come when you **** try this out. Give her a good long ****ing and when your getting fed up and want to finish get her to play with her clit & slip her fingers in while you **** over her. <ok>
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

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    Maybe you just need to pump somebody new
     
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  6. User Deleted

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    alRIGHT!
     
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  7. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Or you could take him from behind and strap an ipad round his head. Watch porn while shagging <ok> Doesn't need to be an iPad. Could be a different type of tablet, or a mobile phone.
     
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  8. Mind The Duck

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    A Japs I-Pad?
     
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  9. Magic Laudrup 11

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    No, his own or his partners.
     
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  10. Rubber Johnny

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    Maybe it's because your new partner has a fanny like a bucket of eels; Get Kirsten back. :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Could I suggest tantric sex Beally ? Me and the good lady indulge in this every weekend . We usually start Friday pm only stopping for a break when strictly come dancing comes on or just now it's the voice .

    She's a sucker for Tom Jones .

    As you say it takes you ages to climax I feel this would suite you down to the ground .

    Keep plenty of baby oil and Jacobs cream crackers handy though .
     
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  12. User Deleted

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    I've touted this idea aldo, but she gets too 'sore' after a while even if I'm being delicate
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    That's what the baby oils for mate . Plus the auld tantric consists of very little penetration .

    It's a mind thing . :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  14. User Deleted

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    i'LL NEED TO LOOK INTO IT... MAYBE WE COULD MEET UP AND YOU COULD SHOW ME AND THE MRS?
     
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  15. User Deleted

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    How does it work with little penetration?
     
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    It's all dependant on the mind .

    You say ' Here hunny do you mind if I indulge in sooperdooper sex'

    If she doesn't mind you phone a sexy eastern European hooker .
     
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  17. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Check out Angelica on X-Art, she'll get you squirting your groin butter the sexy wee babe that she is!
     
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  18. User Deleted

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    She's awsome mate, I've been keeping tabs on her for a while. Angelica Lauren is her full name, but when you search her you also get vids of an older pornstar of the same name.

    Other aliases of her are angelica ebbi and krystal boyd.
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I don't know any names. I just search midget bukkake
     
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  20. Tina.

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    He's just saying what everyone else is thinking <laugh><applause>
     
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