What's for tea tonight then?

Supposed to be fish and chips but have gone right off food at the minute so might just have toast.

 

Got fillet steak marinating with olive oil soy sauce and garlic. new potatoes done in salt and garlic and will fry up some peppers to accompany.

A small glass of merlot to wash it down.

 

Forgot to marinade my chicken last night so it's Maggi's chicken for tonight, either garlic or paprika.

Potato croquettes, home made, with home made broccoli and cauli too.

 

You grow broccoli at home aye?

 

Slow cooked shoulder of lamb and vegetables in red wine, a lot like this but I don't put any tomatoes in:
http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/lamb-recipes/slow-cooked-shoulder-of-lamb-with-roasted-vegetables

 

I wondered if anyone would notice

It's frozen, out Iceland.

 

'If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, first you must create the universe'

 

last night had lamb meatballs, chilli and garlic prawns, cheesy mushrooms on bread

 

What, all on the same plate?

 

Might just cook a big pan of pasta and throw some tomato sauce and cheese at it.

 

Fish

 

Tip#39
If you've run out of shredded coconut and someone in your family has very dry skin, they can make a realistic substitute themselves from scratch

 

tapas

 

What if you run out of coconut milk?

 

I have eczema and this is grossly offensive.

I'd appreciate it if you could refrain from making such ill-advised quips in the future.

I appreciate your help in this matter.

All the best,

Jiffy X

PS: Tonight, i'll be having stir fry, with a salmon fillet on top.

 

There is a pussy alternative, and I'm not necessarily talking cats here, but it does involve a lot of painful squeezing and cooperative donors.

 

salmon is too fishy for this bear

 

Nah, it's amazing.

Have you asked Mrs Santos for chicken dippers, beans and tattie smileys??

Classic meal right there

Maybe fish fingers instead of the chicken dippers though.

 

Gambol Fact #64792

I love seafood and fish. I love smoked salmon, but I can't stand cooked salmon.

 

Is that a *****'s lunch?