1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Your Mum jokes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by TC (Lovely Geezer), Jun 13, 2011.

Page 2 of 4
  1. HendyMMA

    HendyMMA Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    1,486
    Likes Received:
    3
    Yo mamma so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the sofa

    Yo mamma so fat you have to grease the bathtub to get her out

    Yo mamma so ugly she has to get her baby drunk to breast feed it

    Yo mamma so old her birth certificate says expired

    Yo mamma so fat she puts mayonaise on her aspirin
     
    #21
    HendyMMA, Jun 14, 2011
  2. Doyler

    Doyler Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    244
    Likes Received:
    0
    Tell your momma to stop wearing coloured lipstick, my d1cks starting to look like a rainbow!
     
    #22
    Doyler, Jun 14, 2011
  3. HendyMMA

    HendyMMA Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    1,486
    Likes Received:
    3
    What a poor joke...
     
    #23
    HendyMMA, Jun 14, 2011
  4. Doyler

    Doyler Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    244
    Likes Received:
    0
    Your a joke. Much.
     
    #24
    Doyler, Jun 14, 2011
  5. Eastender

    Eastender Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    123
    Likes Received:
    0
    Some people are really touchy on here
     
    #25
    Eastender, Jun 14, 2011
  6. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    9,100
    Likes Received:
    341
    please log in to view this image


    I'm always here for a free hug :)
     
    #26
    Shameless, Jun 14, 2011
  7. HendyMMA

    HendyMMA Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    1,486
    Likes Received:
    3
    Its ok Id1ot, i know him and hes got issues, hes been trying to get him a girlfriend and hes getting no luck, even on the dating websites for mongs, i feel sorry for him :(
     
    #27
    HendyMMA, Jun 14, 2011
  8. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    19,851
    Likes Received:
    114
    <laugh><laugh>
     
    #28
    Tina_old, Jun 14, 2011
  9. Doyler

    Doyler Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    244
    Likes Received:
    0
    Well, when I do wanna grab myself a girlfriend, i won't be going round showing pictures of her to every tom dick and harry asking if they wanna sh@g her :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
    #29
    Doyler, Jun 14, 2011
  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    36,092
    Likes Received:
    20,977
    please log in to view this image
     
    #30
    Toby, Jun 14, 2011

  11. HendyMMA

    HendyMMA Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    1,486
    Likes Received:
    3
    Shes a sweet looking bird kiddo :D
     
    #31
    HendyMMA, Jun 14, 2011
  12. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    19,851
    Likes Received:
    114
    Is there actually a dating site for disabled people or are you taking the piss?
     
    #32
    Tina_old, Jun 14, 2011
  13. HendyMMA

    HendyMMA Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    1,486
    Likes Received:
    3
    I was taking the piss but ask ER, he would know..
     
    #33
    HendyMMA, Jun 14, 2011
  14. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    3,411
    Likes Received:
    6
    I dont think all this swearing is on. Its just sad, particularly shameless
     
    #34
    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH, Jun 14, 2011
  15. Doyler

    Doyler Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    244
    Likes Received:
    0
    Are you calling me disabled? :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
    #35
    Doyler, Jun 14, 2011
  16. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    36,092
    Likes Received:
    20,977
    You should tell you parents about it. <ok>
     
    #36
    Toby, Jun 14, 2011
  17. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    3,411
    Likes Received:
    6
    maybe i'll tell the mods
     
    #37
    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH, Jun 14, 2011
  18. HendyMMA

    HendyMMA Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    1,486
    Likes Received:
    3
    A sexy malfunctioning man, not disabled friend, just not all there...
     
    #38
    HendyMMA, Jun 14, 2011
  19. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    19,851
    Likes Received:
    114
    No, I didn't read the full thread. That bit just jumped out at me.

    There may be a niche in the market.
     
    #39
    Tina_old, Jun 14, 2011
  20. HendyMMA

    HendyMMA Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    1,486
    Likes Received:
    3
    Theres a five legged troll sits in the town drinking cider that would be suitable for him, she sucks her thumb also, i bet ya she has a great personality or its ERs mum lol
     
    #40
    HendyMMA, Jun 14, 2011
Page 2 of 4

Share This Page