Apparently it is quite a commoon thing (I once saw a program about it with Konnie Huq trying to pee like a man - it was very strange). I remember having a similar issue once at a music festival, having queued up for nearly an hour I couldn't go and refused to leave until my body relented which meant standing at a urinal for about 10 mins while everyone else came and went. Awkward.
hockdude - That is a touching story of resilience. I wish I had the will power you so bravely displayed! Elixir - I have a habit of over-analysing things. As a kid, I used to take everything apart, just to see how it was put together. Torches, mobile phones, cats*. You name it, I took it apart. Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel - Thanks for the suggestion. Is this from experience? Viking Eric - Reference genital dimensions - No comment. *I am still living with regret.
Well - if Roo didn't like the political no-football threads I wonder what he would make of this one Have to admit it has provided me with quite a few laughs - not least the now "taken for granted fact" that BBW is under-developed It has also attracted the most diverse non-Watford comments of any threads.
I have never had such a problem at a football match. However, whenever I go for a piss at footie in the future I will inevitably think of this thread and develop a 'release problem' Thanks
ShelfSideSpur, I genuinely got a smile on my face at the thought of someone actually thinking about what I have written! I am glad my story has had an effect on you. Maybe I should start a campaign to get this "condition" more recognised. Anyone fancy funding a crusade where I visit each urinal in every Football League club ground? All proceeds will go to the Make a Swish foundation.
This reminds me of Saturday night, when walking through the streets of Edinburgh, one of the loo stops was so busy, women were diving off down a lane on the side of the road...at one point, there was a line of about a dozen of us, squatting in a line on the grass verge, leggings scrunched round our ankles! lol..it was a sight...glad there were no cameras clicking!
Err young ladies lining up in the street to squat, blimey oh Riley I'm on the wrong board!!!! I still have problems with my 12 year old - hey this is a good opportunity to go ...... Then a half hour later "do you know where there's a toilet?". Yes son that tree over there! LOL, this has been the highlight of my day! Well done BBW
That funny - my nephew lives in Edinburgh and he went to the event with his video camera to get a few shots of his wife. Just got an email from him saying "Have a look at what I filmed on Saturday......."
I must be one of the fellas that sit in front of you hornethologist. I must appologise but 8 pints into a 2 pint bladder just won't go.
