The thing that immediately comes to mind when I think of hotel managers is: please log in to view this image I can't think of any way that might be useful though...
He's written quite a few and they are all good but 'A year in the merde' is the first and sets the tone for the rest of them.
see if i can get them for a ebook anymore recommendations ot you've got a little un have you seen that Go the **** to Sleep by Adam Mansbach
Not yet but I've been thinking those thoughts for many a year now I've got 'Great Lies To Tell Children' and she still won't believe me that if you place a policeman's helmet on the ground a policeman grows under it during the night.
Some good ones i've read recently A Quiet Belief in Angels - R J Ellory The End of Food - Paul Roberts God Is Not Great - Christopher Hitchens Game of Thrones - GRR Martin Any of the Flashman books by George MacDonald Frazer (start with Flashman if you have the choice) Just a few from various categories to start off!
Is there anything actually written in it or is it just a hefty hardback to knock them unconscious with?
A mate of mine went on holiday with his missus, her sister and her two kids. The youngest of the kids was about 4 and stated loudly in the restaurant 'Please mummy. No more Kalpol tonight' just when there was a lull in the background noise.
here's a taster The wind whispers soft through the grass, hon. The field mice, they make not a peep. It’s been thirty-eight minutes already. Jesus Christ, what the ****? Go to sleep.
We went to the same resort shortly after the incident. You wouldn't believe the discount we got as a family! It was a steal.