"Mexican drug cartel members are giving themselves away by posting pictures of their wealth online, officials say." One of my favourite bits in a film is in Goodfellas where they're all arriving at the bar after the heist with brand new motors, fur coats etc. and de Niro gets madder and madder. Always makes me giggle.
What's the first thing you would buy if you won millions on the lottery? I'd fine the prettiest transsexual prostitute in Britain and shag her brains out.
It's either that or spank her for being naughty. Excuse me, I'm off to the bathroom for 10 minutes...