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What is the worst job in football?

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, Mar 7, 2012.

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What is the worst job in football?

  1. Manager at Chelsea FC

  2. Suarez's kit man (especially if you are black)

  3. Manager of England

  4. Whinger's PR agent

  5. Queen Kenny's interpreter

  6. Other (please specify in your post)

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  1. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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  2. shogs

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    Hahaha, Unless spurs pay some money for you ( ;) ) yeah not so funny now you could end up with Moyes at the helm is it? :emoticon-0116-evilg

    You're not one of them who just posts constantly on their rivals page are you?
     
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  3. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Not for you, no. Imagine who you'd get as a replacement.
    Steve Bruce is available. <whistle>
     
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  4. shogs

    shogs Well-Known Member

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    Better than Gary Megson!
     
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  5. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    He's also available.
    He'd be cheaper, too. <whistle>
     
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  6. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    The worst job in football by a country mile, has to be the Emirates Trophy Cabinet polisher....you just cannot comprehend the years of mind numbing boredom. :(

    Just look at the state of his tin of Brasso...

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  7. totsfan

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    i heard they don't have a trophy cabinet at the emirate's,they have got nothing to put in one
     
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  8. littleDinosaurLuke

    littleDinosaurLuke Well-Known Member

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    Ask David Moyes <yikes>
     
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  9. Wandering Yid

    Wandering Yid Well-Known Member

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    Voted for England manager, it's basically become career suicide in recent years: Hoddle, Keegan, Sven, Wolly and Capello - none of them got back to success after leaving England. The media are largely to blame.

    Worst job in club football in recent years has got to be Pompey manager.
     
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  10. jck200

    jck200 Well-Known Member

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    Damn I have been applying for a managers job for years now I can see this would be the worse job in the world.

    Selecting your best players every game must be so hard...making substitutions...passing go and collecting millions in compensation and walking into the next worst job in the world.

    Thank god there are jobs outside football that anyone can get.

    jck
     
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  11. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    England Manager.

    To be in charge of these overpaid prima donnas who only care about their growing reputation and bank balance instead of the pride of the three lions on their chest must be an absolute nightmare.
     
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  12. redwhiteandermblue

    redwhiteandermblue Well-Known Member

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    Pompey's florist, a few years ago. Though is it a job if you never get paid?
     
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  13. deedub93

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    If I got the job I'd only pick championship players, players who would be proud and give 100%. I'd rather have 100% of 7/10 than 50% of 10/10.
     
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  14. redwhiteandermblue

    redwhiteandermblue Well-Known Member

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    I'd pick players purely on their Twitter popularity, with an eye towards appeasing the various corporate sponsors and other entrenched interests that run English football.
     
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  15. Mourhino's doing very well.

    Mad Dog will be getting rid of him at the end of the season.
     
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