OK, so the holidays are over and you've put on a bit of weight

But you can still say you've got the body of a professional footballer.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/962404-50-fattest-soccer-players-of-all-time

First I'd heard about Keane actually getting sacked for it though.

 

What's our Thudd doing on there?

 

6 or 7 of those have played for us at some point haha.

 

I'm sure I only made it 4: Keane, Parkin, Windass, and Huddlestone, with Molby getting an honourable mention as he went on to manage us.

 

I didn't count, just a guess after going through it. 4 is still a lot!

 

It seems as though Hudd plays for Wolves now!

Talking of Wolves, Sylan E-likes Cake now plays for Dipswich... he was released by Wolves in the summer.

 

The article is 2 years old, and Huddlestone did have a loan spell at Wolves.

 

aren't Sumo Wrestlers professional athletes too?

 

What about Hesford, he should have made that list ...

 

And Waggy (oi).

 

So why post it then?

 

Did our GTF make the list?

 

I knew Rooney would be on there but I've never got that. Rooney's got a round face but I honestly never considered him fat. I wish I was as fat as him tbh!

Some of them are shocking though. That chelsea/palace player...what the ****.

 

I'm sure he was only GF when he was with us over a decade ago.

 

Because it was the first time I'd seen it, and other than the current clubs for players and any new entries to the list it's not really something that goes out of date is it.

 

except for players putting on weight or losing weight

 

New entries, and they were still fat at the time. Some of them have even retired since they were fat players

 

Walter from Goias is missing. He should be nº1 easy.