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Student Cut Off Own Penis And Stabbed His Mother Whilst High 'On Meow Meow'

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  1. gas

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    A teenager reportedly stabbed his mother before cutting off his own penis after apparently taking the party drug mephedrone, commonly known as meow meow or m-cat.

    Police reportedly found the 19-year-old hanging out of a window with blood gushing from his groin after his terrified mother called emergency services to the house in Haywards Heath, West Sussex.

    <laugh>

    any puns?
     
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  2. Tina.

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    Was he kafflik?
     
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    From your title I presumed he'd cut off his penis and used it to stab his mother which would have raised all manner of Oedipus like questions.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    M-cat doesnt really do much to you.
     
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    It doesn't do anything to you coz you're already a massive pussay
     
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    I had some at a party a few months before xmas and suffered for two days after.

    Wouldnae touch that ****e again.
     
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  8. Patience

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    I quite enjoyed it <ok>
     
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    it's a good pick me up
     
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  10. Toby

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    How much ****ing mephedrone did that **** take <yikes>

    I've snorted about an eighth in a night and all I got was a sore nose and a ****ty headache the next day.

    What a ****.
     
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    Really hurt my nose to be honest, but when you're smashed it's grand.
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    drugs are ****e. don't take them any more. used to take them every week
     
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    Drugs think you're ****e too <ok>
     
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    It rapes your nose more than snorting crushed up glass covered in white spirit.

    I've vowed to never touch the stuff again <ok>
     
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    that's 40 quid a gram up here <ok>
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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    So did I but noo am 4 months clean <wah>

    I mean <diva>

    Aye, it's brutal in all honesty. More of a Charlie Chalk fan myself, wi' a few keys of the old ket to keep me going.

    That and some lovely big joints.

    **** the Middle East yo!
     
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    legal highs are ****e...
     
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  19. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Mcat is a dirty drug.
     
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    It's laughable reading the ***** twins describing their drug-taking! <laugh>

    Aspirin is about all they've ever ingested! :)
     
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