False economy

It is sometimes confusing, apart from that I don't mind it.

 

Only tramps and travellers drink squash. The rest of us drink fine wines.

 

Oh dear. The Robinsons Company got to you too, eh.

Tennis players drink artsy fartsy concoctions designed to give them energy. They don't drink barley water. Or squash of any kind.

 

Focus?

 

ffs drink water you fanny pads

 

I enjoy a glass of diluting juice with either sparkling water or soda water. A healthy alternative to your brand name soda pops.

 

Listen to this man, he's a doctor.

Of sorts.

 

That's what I tell my victims....I mean patients

 

I drink piss drained from a bearded clam which sometimes deposits a cranberry coloured delicacy for my enjoyment.

 

At first glance I thought this was a piss take out of the Scousers again.

 

Yep, it's ma favourite soft drink. I admit to drinking bottled water at my gaff cos the stuff out ma tap is pretty meh. But up at hers the tap water is brilliant.

 

19p a bottle at Asda for Sparkling water, that's what I use too.

 

You realise that's just tap water with bubbles added?

 

Cheaper than buying a SodaStream

 

Buy a straw and blaw

 

Can't abide Sparkling Water.

Still water (and just out the tap).

 

never seen the point in it - and it does taste rank.