****, sorry Toby, mate. I was just kidding. Toby is a great name. Not gay at all. I can think of loads of cool, straight Tobys. By loads, I really mean none.
Back on topic, best night out (at least for students), is Corporation in Sheffield: Free entry on wednesday's if you're in school uniform, and drinks are stupidly cheap. The place is ****ing disgusting, but if you want to pull, it's a piece of piss (or maybe I'm just...no I'll leave that one), its basically rammed full of sluts dressed as school girls, and probably 10% of the girls shirts go missing before the end of the night. And on the top floor, the last 3 times I've been I've seen a girl giving a guy a blowjob in the middle of the dancefloor. Dirty as ****, but good fun!
Fair enough, I can recommend a few primary schools if you like? The drinks are cheap there too - even if it is milk.