FAO Young Gambol Esq.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-25639406

 

Just been reading that

 

How many do you tick?

 

"Jakey" is the word they're looking for

 

Four and a half

 

Two. I do look forward to my wine of an evening, or a pint if am gonny go up the pub. Am also quite happy to drink vino on my own while doing a bit of work at home or messing about on here.

 

Do you? Can't say that I've noticed...

 

Ya jakey

 

You must tick the first one, Gambol <couchgate>

 

I prefer the word 'oenophile'.

 

- You continue to drink despite at least some negative consequences
YES
- You look forward to drinking.
YES
- You drink alone.
YES
- You sometimes drink in order to control emotional and/or physical symptoms.
YES
- You and your loved ones are suffering as a result of your drinking
NO

 

Mick, I want to change my username.

 

That was a curry related incident, no booze involved.

 

This

Although the emotion ones is a bit ****y.

 

Alkie

 

Bag of ****e.

This is no dress rehearsal. This is it as Jacko attempted to tell us but failed miserably.

Life is for Living.

Get out there and do what you want (within reason and not harming farm animals)

Life's Too Short as The Stranglers sung.