O/T Re-occuring dreams

I don't know if any of you ever have them, but for me; I'm driving one car through city traffic whilst using a remote control handset to control another unmanned car (sometimes its a truck).
Inevitably I end up stopping at the lights and I have to control the other vehicle until it's out of sight. I usually wake up before I see the carnage I have caused, but even knowing it's just a dream I still feel guilty for a while after.

Is this normal and do any of you suffer similar night time catastrophes?

 

Nope, you're clearly mental.

Stop eating cheese before you go to bed.

 

That's what worries me.

 

Basically it means you're homosexual.

 

Have you had 'mushrooms' for lunch?

 

So the analysis so far is that it's a cheese and mushroom issue with homosexual overtones. Bloody Sigmund Freud had nothing on you lot!

 

No Freudian or even Lacanian analysis for you Craig, my diagnosis is quite simple: I think your greengrocer has slipped you some magic mushrooms!

 

It's a conspiracy. Greengrocers and cheese merchants are trying to create homosexuals.

 

I'm at the opposite end of the scale, rather than having a recurring dream that annoys me I never remember my dreams. There's not been a single dream I've had that I've remembered when I've woken up since I was about 10.

 

Nah, no homosexuality in this! I think you witnessed your parents having rumpy pumpy and you are trying to suppress it! Or perhaps, after magic mushrooms, you had gay sex and this is your coded way of telling us?

 

****!! It's all starting to make sense.

 

Woah easy Tiger! Cheese doesn't make you gay. Providing it's used in a responsible way, cheese actually counts as one of yer five a day and has proven health benefits. Eating it before going to bed however is not advisable.

Magic mushrooms however...you'd have to be mental to start off with if you ate them. Horrible bastard things they are. Allegedly.

 

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I'm not so sure.

 

I'm slightly concerned about you now Craig. Either you had that image already, or, you googled for "gay cheese".

Maybe the dreams are a manifestation of your desire to take more control of your life and eat gay cheese in public? Not so much coming out of the closet, more coming out of the fridge?

 

Well that's me exposed then.
Anyone else want their dreams examined by the not606 headshrinkers?

 

I have ridiculous dreams quite regularly, but they're so ridiculous they'd be hard to explain in a textual format and they're never recurring.

 

Same here, in fact I am convinced I don't dream at all.

 

You realise after your date left the last game at half-time you're asking for trouble talking about ridiculous dreams on here?

 

I used to have this really odd recurring dream, where my mum basically ****ed my dad off, whose head was somehow always trapped under the drivers seat of the car (**** knows why ) and she married my dad from the 80's.

Thinking of it, wtf is wrong with me?

 

I used to run a paranormal themed radio show when I was at uni, which was great fun, but **** me I got some weird calls. As you'd expect I guess. One guy was convinced that he was immortal and had been made so having been touched by God. I asked him where God touched him and he didn't have an answer. Awkward.