Sky Sports News - Talks with Luuk De Jong

Santiago Munez has just been seen in Scotswood.

 

I cannot for the life of me see Mike sanctioning four deals. Sounds like disgusting fat ****er David Craig bollock sources. If we get a striker in though I will be more than happy.

 

I think we are signing Dekoké (5 year deal), L De Jong (6 month loan), Gomis (3 year deal) & Heitinga (1 year deal). All would be pretty cheap. Obertan will be the only player gone (loan deal), then i think Cisse will get sold in the summer.

 

Cabella will stay at Montpellier untill the summer unless we pay over the asking price which i dont believe will happen looking at our past bid history.

 

Dekoke is pre-agreement, but I guess still counts as one of the four "sanctioned" deals. Gomis & Heitinga? Despite having the strongest rumours attached, just struggle to see a 29 and 30 year old joining this club. De Jong will be top of the wishlist. We'll be trying to get some mega-deals, Tom Ince for example. But we wont spend big and it's unlikely to be obvious.

 

Montpellier chairman "expecting Newcastle bid" for Remy Cabella.

Likely to be followed by 'Joe Kinnear readying £1.8m "offer"....'

 

We're talking to De Jong at the minute. Been agreed that he can leave Borussia.

 

Surely can't count Dekoke as a squad signing seeing as he's very young and never played a first team match yet in France. For development squad only.

 

source ?

 

It will be Dekoke, de jong, alex mccarthy plus 1 other, probably gomis. 1 free, 1 loan, 1 cheapie and we will pay the most for a reserve keeper.

 

Nobody, including Sky have a clue how much business we will be doing this month.
Could be one, two, three, four or more coming in, who knows.
Same as they don't know if we will be selling or not.

Read what Cove says about De Jong #47 and him suffering from injuries since going to the Bundesliga
Getting him on loan for the rest of the season could well be the best way forward.

Obertan to Evian (loan).

 

Obertan a straight swap for DeJong?

 

Seems fair enough to me.

 

Personal information
Full name Luuk de Jong
Date of birth 27 August 1990 (age 23)
Place of birth Aigle, Switzerland
Height 1.88 m (6 ft 2 in)
Playing position Striker
Club information
Current club Gateshead FC
Number 9

 

You've no doubt seen him play before.

 

De Telegraaf in Holland

 

We should be keeping an eye on local talent, especially high flyers like The Heed.

 

Obertan to Evian??

I'll admit my French isn't very clever, but from Inside Foot in France.
The words Evian, discussions, Newcastle, Gabriel Obertan in the same sentence can only mean one thing surely.
He's off to France

Evian en discussions avec #Newcastle pour relancer Gabriel Obertan, dès cet hiver. Dupraz qualifie l'opération de "pari abordable". #ETG

 

Soon to become De Heed?

 

On a much more hilarious note:

http://www1.skysports.com/football/...er-carlton-cole-has-interest-from-other-clubs

We seem to be linked with this useless bastard every ****ing transfer window. The bollocks some of media come out with during transfer window is insane. I see the sports direct bollock rag is reporting Villa are interesting in Samaras! You have to ****ing laugh at times! Just utter ****!