another fine

this time for verbually abusing a member of the public - £100 they already gave me an on the spot for £40 2 mins before this incident. am gony try fone the sheriff today and try and kid on the coppers gave me the £40 for the verbal abuse even tho they never.

am actually gony kill a copper one day. a hate them more that a hate anything. total scum.

Raoul Moat #1

 

Calm doon ya dick, what the **** are you shouting at members of the public for?

Your 25 FFS, what you're needing is a nice lassie/lad to settle down with.

I was an arsehole too when I was younger, but she got up the duff when I was 21, so I had to screw the nut.

I think I'm going to have to mentor you Nev

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cos she stuck her fat nose in ma business thats why a verbally abused her.

 

what as the business you were up to that caused her to interject???

 

slaggin the polis

 

There's a surprise

Nev, I think you will have to give us some more details of the events surounding this altercation...to set the scene, enabling us to judge whether your actions were within the boundaries of order, decency and acceptability

 

plain clothes pulled us over. then a squad car came out of nowhere, this was outside a nightclub. they stopped and questioned us, I was being obnoxious as ever but wasnt breaking the law in any way. then a swear word crept out my mouth allowing them to give me a £40 on the spot fine. I said am no payin it so u can just throw it in the bin. then some lassie who was dressed as a copper (it was halloween) said - why dont you just go away (which i wish i ****ing had!!!!!) so i said - shut the **** up ya stupit slut (whoops) cuffed and jailed for 12 hours. ****in brilliant so av payed the £40 (which now i wish i hadnt) and now a letter from the Pf came thro sayin they had enough evidence bla bla bla pay the £100 and it will be forgotten about.

 

You're one of the knobends that we will see on Night Cops gettin' chucked aboot by the polis eh

 

Their ****ing ****ers Nev. **** them all! Raoul Moat (****, wheres the hash key on this ****ing thing) 1!

 

what the **** is Night Cops?

sounds ****in ****e anyway. do u sit and watch it and pull yer plonker seein ****s gettin jailed for **** all muir?

 

I was up in Paisley sheriff on Monday for assault.

First time in court for me (well first time I've been caught).

Never been in court before I joined this forum.

 

I blame you all for leading me astray

 

u get done?

 

The polis should have just giving you a ****ing good hiding then dumped you out in the country somewhere.

That's what they did in my day. Hard but fair.

 

they gave me a half hearted hiding in the cell cos a kept kickin the door. few dead legs and sore ribs. pussies.

 

Only when it's you Nev

 

I remember me and a mate got down for shop lifting years ago. They took us to the polis station and took my mate away.

He came back 10 minutes later with his shirt ripped open and his hair soaking wet. I was like "what the **** happened to you?"

"They stuck my head in a bucket of water until I admitted to shop lifting then gave me a boot up the arse!"

They let us go after that but it was ****ing funny.

 

I think the coppers were going to give me a kicking when I was in the cell, until they realised they'd already broke my wrist. Instead of a kicking I got a lift to the hospital and a £75 fine

 

Anyone who thinks Raoul Moat is some sort of hero is a braindead ****wit.