Tobes...Bluesh*te twat!

Well wouldn't you be scared if a cross between Zingy and Tobes chatted you up on the train

 

So what is her real name??? It's obviously not Becky like

 

It's Bex or Rebecca. Not Becky apparently.

I'll continue to call her that till she stops calling me Tobes.

#charmer

 

You see, I've inadvertently increased your chances of a shag here, by the introduction of humour into the start of the chat.

The downside is, that you'll now have the pet name Tobes, until the end of the relationship....

You'll be on the vinegar strokes & she'll be shouting "don't stop Tobes"

 

From now on I shall call her Becky the blind

 

Looks FAF, I'd let her **** on my chest.

 

Nice one Ziggy got stuck in

 

If Zingy does that (which we all know he will) it'll be like a derby matchday every day

"I've just **** on you from a great height Tobes"

 

You should have mis-typed it as Gerrez, she could have called you gezza then as we all know how much females love that ****

 

If she did that, I don't know what I'll do.

If she's calling for more, it must have been a good 30 seconds.

 

Probably last a bit longer is my bet like......& she'll think you're a stud (just like your new namesake)

This is a win - win here, you owe me for use of my copyrighted title btw.

 

You can have a go after I finish.

#stirtheporridge

 

#sloppyseconds

 

She'd defo be screaming Tobes next time you mounted her..................

 

Life lesson for all.....

Don't spend too much time on here or you may actually end up as tobes.

 

was living with brothers who teamed up on a girl lol, she ****ing loved it and even wanted my cock after as well the dirty bitch.

 

Could be a ****ing site worse. It could be you instead

 

AND WHY DIDN'T YOU!!???


Or did you?

 

It could have been worse for you too. Imagine if this was your daughter?

 

Someone has to film it.