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George Osborne -What planet is he on?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cruyff's Turn, Jan 6, 2014.

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  1. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    Truly bizarre speech about space exploration.He reckons it's going to create tens of thousands of jobs.Ground control to Major Dave?
     
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    Cruyff's Turn, Jan 6, 2014
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Earth
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jan 6, 2014
  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Wind.
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Twat comes to mind.

    Space exploration is a complete waste of money when matters on our planet need addressed.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jan 6, 2014
  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Aye, like dealing with the pension bomb caused by ****s like you.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jan 6, 2014
  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Still Beeli' I see <laugh>

    Bring on the Beelmeister.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jan 6, 2014

  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^

    Cannae even spell beelin' <rofl>
     
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  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Gideon Osborne is a ****!
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Maybe we could rocket the old twats into space and leave them to it? In space, no one can hear you whinge about the cold and lack of community spirit.
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Along with the fat baldy alcoholics who support **** footbal teams you mean?

    "There's always a place for you on Ma's sofa"
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jan 6, 2014
  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I wasn't talking about you ER. As far as I know, you're not a day over 46. For the last 3 years.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jan 6, 2014
  12. Patience

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    <laugh>.
     
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  13. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    You have the opportunity to shoot George Osbourne and Michael Gove, but only have 1 bullet. Which one do you go for?
     
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  14. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Gideon.

    Each and Every time.
     
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Shoot Osbourne, because you'd never get tired of kicking Gove in the face.
     
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  16. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Get them stand side by side...ears touching, stick gun to Gideon's ear ...

    You'll kill Gideon and mortally wound Gove.
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    48 and proud of it.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jan 6, 2014
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Bollocks. We've twatted this planet and need to be looking at ways to go find another planet to twat.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 6, 2014
  19. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Nonsense.

    Someone has to think of the children.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jan 6, 2014
  20. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    £25bn in cuts as well, mostly from welfare. More money for exploring space and the nature of our existence, less money for PS4's and and pairs of Nike Air Max. I like it <whistle>
     
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