Its fucking horrendous for a night out. Almost every single pub is infested with strange farmer types or old geezers sitting there talking ****e all day while fighting their way through 2 pints all afternoon. Not much better than Falkirk for a night out and certainly not worth the trek along the A17 & A47. The clubs, Mercy, Liquid and the one at the Riverside please log in to view this image dear god! The best place is the sticky floor special up at the UEA, as its impossible not to get a ride from the dirty slags in there. Go to Leeds, Edinburgh, York, Liverpool, Newcastle, Nottingham or Manchester and you cant go wrong. As for London I've only sampled Croydon, it was good fun but I ended up riding some slightly overweight asian bint who followed me into the toilets, she munched my neck to bits and my missus at the time went ape **** when I got back to Scotland.
A few points to address: Those of you suggested that Whitley Bay and Blackpool are great nights out are bang on the money. They are council as **** but a whole load of fun. A lot of drunk working class types though, so if your name is Toby you should probably give it a wide berth. You might get ****ed up. Those of you who pointed out that Toby is a gay name are also correct. Just to clarify, I am using the word "gay" in it's old fashioned sense meaning homosexual, and not it's modern usage signifying rubbish. It is also a rubbish name though, so everyone is a winner. Except Toby. Finally, Edge almost certainly did rape that bird. maybe not bad rape - but rape nonetheless. He should have probably got a 3 stretch for it.
