I had to pick up a prescription for some medicine for a poorly octopus and it cost me a whopping six quid!!!
A girl approached me at a Japanese restaurant the other day. She saw me eating calamari, but thought she recognised me from Vegetarian Club. I told her I had never seen herbivore.
you cannot take your eyes off the dot no matter what happens around your eyes, do the full 15 seconds then look in the space with relaxed eyes