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Was Ashley at the game on New Years Day?

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  1. Agent Bruce

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    Police have launched an inquiry after a baby was born at a warehouse on New Year's Day and then admitted to a neo-natal unit.

    Officers were unable to confirm reports that the child was born in a toilet block at a Sports Direct warehouse in Shirebook, near Bolsover, Derbyshire, but locals contacted the Hucknall Dispatch to report that a woman had indeed given birth there.

    Derbyshire Police said the baby's mother, who is believed to be of eastern European origin, was also taken to hospital for treatment.

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    The Sports Direct warehouse near Shirebrook (image from Google Maps)

    The infant, whose mother is aged in her 20s, is described as being in a serious but stable condition.

    In a statement, Derbyshire Constabulary said: "Police were called by the ambulance service at around 11.15pm on January 1 to reports of the birth of a baby in unusual circumstances at a business premises in Shirebrook.

    "The baby was taken to a neo-natal unit, where he remains. Officers are still investigating the circumstances surrounding the birth."
     
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    There's often cases of women not knowing they are preggers.
    Usually they are seriously overweight and see little signs of being preggers.
    I have been to Shirebrook and can confirm it's similar to Pennywell <whistle><whistle><whistle>
     
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    Ouch, that bad?
     
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    It's all part of Ashley's new 2014 Equal Opportunities initiative... employing heavily pregnant immigrants.

    Boosts NUFC's youth system in the process at no extra cost &#8211; winner! :D
     
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    No flies on Ashley.
     
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    Nope, he can only use Velcro...
     
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