Worst football/sports related injury you've ever seen???

My step brother had to rushed into A&E when his girlfriend at the time had been a tad to vigorous with her handling skills and ripped his foreskin in a few places.

Needless to say the taxi to the hospital was embarrassing as the towel covering his modesty was blood stained and left nothing to the imagination so the driver just had to make several comments on the journey.

He was seen by a doctor who told him they could actually stitch the area up and said someone would be along shortly to do it.

He first heard the sound of footsteps approaching followed by a high pitched giggle before the giggling stopped just short of his bed and the curtain was pulled back to reveal a very attractive blonde nurse.

As she was stitching him up she kept re-iterating the need to take it easy and not get excited or the stitches could tear again.

He woke up in the morning stuck to his bed sheet as the morning wood had caused bleeding and he eventually had to take the bed sheet with him to the bath to soak for an hour.

His girlfriend was not helpful as she kept laughing at him.

He had to repeat this performance daily for about a week until it had healed completely.

He's never liked hand jobs since.

 

Look on the bright side simonbh7, at least you gave the hard working staff at the hospital a little bit of a laugh to help them while away a bit of time on their hard working shift.

 

He's never liked hand jobs since.
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Blow jobs are far less painful.

 

His current girlfriend has the largest overbite I've ever seen.

Maybe he likes the pain?

 

One less thing for Badger to worry about.

 

The perfect advertisement for lube