Ashes

There was no way we wasn't going to lose a wicket in those few overs we faced. You could have bet your mortgage on it.

 

Might as well just stop now.

8 for 2. Both openers gone on a day almost spot on for batting.

 

Well this series was jolly good fun.

 

Bell dropped first ball.

Shambles.

 

talk about embarrassing a nation

 

I'll be in bed in ten minutes.

I'm not staying up to watch this ****e.

 

I really don't know why i bother.

I'll fall asleep to this as normal and will be exceptionally grumpy tomorrow.

 

Says the Scotsman...

 

I'm off to kip as soon as the next proper batsmen is out or the witching hour begins.

Whichever is the sooner.

 

I can't even imagine how it must feel taking a cricket ball lobbed at 90mph to the tip of your thumb.


****. That.

 

Since England are depressing us, here's something which will cheer everyone up - Piers Morgan getting owned by Brett Lee.

[video=youtube;_ePx61TkXKY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ePx61TkXKY[/video]





God I wish I could have done that.

 

Even that annoys me because on twitter he constantly brags about being brave enough to face him.


I wouldn't have bowled it at him, i'd have ****ing chucked it - no bounce - towards his head.

 

I would've thrown away the cricket ball and got a machine gun.

 

Anderson gone.

 

We'll follow on here.

 

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Night all.


**** sake.

 

I'll finish my Brandy and then I'm hitting the hay.

Utter, utter ****.

 

Good recovery...23-5. We need a Haddin knock from somewhere.

 

They're consistent, you've got to give them that. Lesser sides could at least fluke a decent performance in 9 innings. But not our boys.