January Transfer Rumours Thread

No surely thats rubbish

 

The first tweet is almost 99% BS, it's a James Pearce impersonation

 

So they feel we need to replace the Aspas' with more Aspas'?

No thanks, need quality not more ****.

 

So what you're telling me is there's still a chance...?

 

Clearly didn't get my joke.

#wayoveryourhead

 

Well **** him worrying my beans

 

He'll never get it if it was in third person

 

You said you wouldnt kiss & tell though so I assumed you were referring to my footballing

 

Was definitely referring to your balls but not the ones you kick about on a football pitch.

 

That's me out of the equation

 

I bet Luv used to love kicking his balls around on a football pitch before his missus made him get them chopped off.

I sense that we may be going a little off topic here.

 

I was at the hospital with the mrs today and she was discussing sterilisation with the consultant. The consultant looked round at me and said, we need to include you in this conversation. Fair to say, my thoughts were "****off love"

 

Hope we have the balls to snip the players we need this Jan

Is that rerailed?

 

Luv should have 'grew some balls' and said the same thing to his chick

 

Back on topic.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25578687

Hope we comes back, wouldn't be the end of the world if he didn't though, would prefer Borini to come back atm.

 

Better than Aspas, but that's not saying much. Never looked good enough and hopefully makes us a bit if we sell him on.

 

Assaidi or Borini?

Think we should keep Borini, he's only young.

Assaidi I think will stay at Stoke permanently.

 

Bought him for 3M (euros or pounds?), if he keeps his current form up, we should be able to get at least 5M for him on top of what ever loan fee we've already got from Stoke.

 

I'd rather Sunderland and Stoke decide to buy them up and we splash the income on someone decent

 

I'd rather that too but I doubt it'll happen.