It was more of a comment on my urinary 'jet' reach than my penile length. Have a look back. Indicative of your insecurities, Lewis, bit of an OG for you there, lad.
He has his daughter's name 'Delfina' tattooed on his wrist. By accident or design, it's an anagram of 'Anfield'. So when he scores he kisses both. But because of his rodent gnashers, he's liable to sever an artery.
But these 'incidental' fans are unreliable, unsustainable, untrustworthy and show no 'brand loyalty'. You wouldn't want to base a sustainable business and your product to satisfy the whims of these undiscerning and transient customers, who degrade the matchday experience like those we saw at Analfield yesterday? Would Glenmorangie whisky start selling coke-infused whisky to cater for the ****ish crowd? Would Mercedes sell a range with spoilers and furry dice ? I think not.
I can't be arsed to look back, but I am certain that when the post on the big atmosphere grounds, with flags, smoke, flares, chantleaders and all the rest of the desired razzamatazz was discussed, it was seen as perfectly acceptable for people to travel to experience it (tourists); I have known many a stag-do travel to Camp Nou, the Stadium of Light, Westfalen, etc. The whole argument is a crock of ****e; we'll all be given numbers next.
Why would a Hull City fan know intimate details of an opposition player? Must be a closet Hull Red of the Liverpudlian variety, a tourist, rubber necker or glory hunter who latched on to Hull City when we became recently succesful
