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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick, Dec 31, 2013.

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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Christ, another young fogey. That's all we need.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jan 1, 2014
  2. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    Had a cracking hogmany, except for waking up next to something resembling this.

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    Rubber Johnny, Jan 1, 2014
  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Did you pork it?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jan 1, 2014
  4. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    Did, any ideas how i can tell her to **** off without being nasty?
     
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  5. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    **** sake she just went to the toilet, gave her fanny a dicht & washed off her make-up from last night "she looks even worse now".<yikes>
     
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  6. Rubber Johnny

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    Thought if i put on the Swansea v Man City game & turn up the TV she would take the hint, no the fat munter likes fitba.:mad::mad:
     
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  7. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Order her a taxi, or go for a second round of lovin' - might as well get your money's worth.
     
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    Mick, Jan 1, 2014
  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    this...
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Set up a webcam and stream it live. Mick's happy to host it here. <ok>
     
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  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    PS. WTF does 'dicht' mean you raving teuchter?
     
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  11. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Sharon from Eastenders, even ah widnae <yikes>
     
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  12. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    Tried ha'en a ficher wi the clarty sotter bit the quine wiz ha'en neen o it.
     
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    Rubber Johnny, Jan 1, 2014
  13. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    That's a shame. Maybe you can take her out truffle-hunting instead.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jan 1, 2014
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Happy New Year, ya baswacks.
     
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