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Why are darts players so fat?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jonathan acworth 71, Dec 24, 2013.

  1. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    AND THATS THE WIVES AS WELL!!!<laugh>
     
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    jonathan acworth 71, Dec 24, 2013
  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Its an illness/affliction.

    Bit like dartitis.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 24, 2013
  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Phil The Power Taylor is so fat because every time he ****s your wife, she gives him a biscuit.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 24, 2013
  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    simplistically it's because they ingest more calories than they burn up on average ...
     
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    FosseFilberto, Dec 24, 2013
  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me of a match here a few years ago,a big grudge match between 2 nearly neighbours for Dublin pub champions.
    The match started and first fella steps up to the oche and about to throw a dart,
    "Hey,hey your foot is over the line",someone shouts at him,"no it's not"yer man replied "these are me brother's shoes".
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Dec 24, 2013
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    [video=youtube;sHnBppccI0o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHnBppccI0o[/video]
     
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  7. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Dart's is for ****'s *****'s and fat dude's, and their wives.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Dec 27, 2013
  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    *Darts

    *****s

    ******s

    *dudes

    You make jonno look like an intellectual <doh>
     
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    Toby, Dec 27, 2013
  9. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    You make Jonno look like You.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Dec 27, 2013
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    Their rotundity is inversely proportional to the fecundity of their profundity.
     
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    Shawswood, Dec 28, 2013

  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I've always considered darts to be part indoor sport, part panto. Sky have taken darts to new levels with their coverage and the atmosphere can be great.

    Last night saw one of the greatest games in darts history with Peter Wright (him of the multi-coloured hairdo) beating Michael Smith in a seven set classic.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 28, 2013
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    Watching the semi final in 3D , great viewing
     
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    harryhood67, Dec 30, 2013
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Even better when you go see it live. 3D for free.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 31, 2013

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