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If we sign Mario Gomez.....

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Marvel At Marveaux, Jun 13, 2011.

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  1. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    I'll rim my Jack Russell if we sign Gomez.
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Jun 13, 2011
  2. Leon Bessi

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    so much threats of self-mutilation going on here...
     
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  3. Sanchin0

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    I won't do anything. THERE I said it!
     
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    Sanchin0, Jun 13, 2011
  4. TheLittleGeordie

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    gervinhos and leazes have started a craze it seems
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Jun 13, 2011
  5. dylanthomas

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    hes on 160k a week, why would leave a champions league club for us??? he scored 28 in 32 last year, klose left and he's unreal WHY o WHY would bayern sell???
     
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    dylanthomas, Jun 13, 2011
  6. Beatski

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    we're more likely to get this Gomez IMO:
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Beatski, Jun 13, 2011
  7. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    The fact that we have even been linked with him shows how much these so called journalists actually know and that they just invent stories to sell papers or get followers.
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Jun 13, 2011
  8. Merino's Ballerina Feet

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    I'll cover my cock in honey and stick it in a fire ant's nest
     
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    Merino's Ballerina Feet, Jun 13, 2011
  9. The Situation

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    I'd take a very satisfied sip from my can of Dr Pepper...... Drink it up, it always goes down well
     
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    The Situation, Jun 13, 2011
  10. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    Dr Pepper kills your sperm
     
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    they should put it on promotion on Wearside.!
     
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    Merino's Ballerina Feet, Jun 13, 2011
  12. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    <laugh> Free Dr Pepper for all Mackems.
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Jun 13, 2011
  13. AH

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    Just done me online shopping, 2 litre bottle of Dr Pepper for a QUID from ASDA. Mental.
    What recession?
     
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    AH, Jun 13, 2011
  14. GrumpyTooth

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    when i first read this i thought it said id put my cock in a balls vice hahaha
     
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    GrumpyTooth, Jun 13, 2011
  15. Aldridge_Prior

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    Bargain. And speaking of Sunderland, I work there and there's a shop called Wiseprice. I **** you not, Bottled mineral water 39p, Pepsi, Sunkist and Sprite etc 29p, Walkers crisps 15p, big pack of Maryland Cookies 50p... It's ****ing great!
     
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  16. Mr Wonderful

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    you eat that crap?
     
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  17. AH

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    That sounds incredible. Love Maryland Cookies, I'd go nuts for them at 50p.
    Ahh, life on a student budget....
     
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    AH, Jun 13, 2011
  18. Whitchester Mag

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    I hope we get him...
     
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    Whitchester Mag, Jun 13, 2011
  19. GrumpyTooth

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    ill jizz on some toilet roll and then blow my nose with it haha
     
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    GrumpyTooth, Jun 13, 2011
  20. Amnesiac

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    I'll cut off Leazes penis if we get him!
     
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    Amnesiac, Jun 13, 2011
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