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That's yer Schumacher dead

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick, Dec 30, 2013.

  1. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    Should have stayed home and took ecstasy instead.

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  2. Toby

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    I saw it in the news today and honestly couldn't have cared less.

    It's not exactly going to impact humanity negatively.
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    rogueleader suave gringo

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  5. Patience

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    No jokes, please.

    I did German as a modern language at secondary school, so I'm finding Herr Schumacher's injury difficult to deal with.

    Appreciate your kind words and sympathy in advance.

    Yours in friendship,

    Jiffy X
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

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    Some bloke I don't know who did a dull sport dies doing an even duller sport.

    Who gives a ****?
     
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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    This is the pits.
     
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  8. Toby

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    It's not exactly the smoothest thing to tell someone that you've pulled.

    "Sorry I can't use those normal sized ones, they're waaaaay too big for me"
     
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  9. rogueleader

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    Not speaking from experience - obviously - but I`d imagine one of those extra-small Indian knobs would make it a bit easier for some Carry On Up The Khyber.
     
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  10. Patience

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    Ban this inconsiderate **** Mick.

    Least the others have the DECENCY to not be SPECIFIC.
     
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    The family are hoping he'll pull through - you tend to clutch at straws in these circumstances I suppose.
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    Slip sliding away, slip sliding awaaaay :emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    His career has gone downhill...
     
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  15. BrAdY

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    His wife was heard saying

    Chicane believe what's happened
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Apparently he's in critical condition and being kept in a an induced coma.

    There was a bit on Radio Scotland this today where they were talking about "extreme" sports and the inherent dangers.

    Watch out for the goody goodies to be looking for skiing to be banned or licensed <laugh>
     
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  17. Moses

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    Quite right skiing is just an elitist form of the helter skelter anyway G.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Never done it myself, but it canny be that hard to fall doon a hill.
     
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  19. Moses

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    It's when they go up the hill on these wee lift things that does my head in. Lazy bastards.

    We should go to Debenhams up the town Gambol, get pissed, go up to the top floor in a lift then fall down all the stairs from the fifth floor. We can market it mate, virtual skiing we'll make a ****ing fortune. <ok>
     
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  20. jenthesaint1990

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    he was off piste gambol, being a naughty boy. should stick to the proper course with no rocks!
     
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