I saw it in the news today and honestly couldn't have cared less. It's not exactly going to impact humanity negatively.
No jokes, please. I did German as a modern language at secondary school, so I'm finding Herr Schumacher's injury difficult to deal with. Appreciate your kind words and sympathy in advance. Yours in friendship, Jiffy X
It's not exactly the smoothest thing to tell someone that you've pulled. "Sorry I can't use those normal sized ones, they're waaaaay too big for me"
Not speaking from experience - obviously - but I`d imagine one of those extra-small Indian knobs would make it a bit easier for some Carry On Up The Khyber.
The family are hoping he'll pull through - you tend to clutch at straws in these circumstances I suppose.
Apparently he's in critical condition and being kept in a an induced coma. There was a bit on Radio Scotland this today where they were talking about "extreme" sports and the inherent dangers. Watch out for the goody goodies to be looking for skiing to be banned or licensed
It's when they go up the hill on these wee lift things that does my head in. Lazy bastards. We should go to Debenhams up the town Gambol, get pissed, go up to the top floor in a lift then fall down all the stairs from the fifth floor. We can market it mate, virtual skiing we'll make a ****ing fortune.