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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Commachio, Dec 22, 2013.

  1. Toby

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    That's ****ing out of order <grr>

    I can't eat jelly, it's made from gelatine <grr> <grr>
     
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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

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    You're right, it is nice.

    And we've just agreed on something <yikes>

    Must be the magic of Christmas.
     
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  3. Mick

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    This thread has went all gay, let's get back to how pointless life is again.
     
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  4. Toby

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    Life is pointless if you only seek trivial, tangible rewards from it. You've been brainwashed to believe you need the latest car/tv/ipad and owning those things makes up for how tiny your penis is.
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Cos you're a tit ?
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    That's actually quite funny for you Toby .

    Not bad from someone who doesn't mope about personal issues ......like spending Xmas alone or how you used to suffer from depression but you're all right now or you need weed to fix you or you long to be a dad but you can't find a burd who can put up with your tedious lack of personality to want to mate with you .

    Nope no moping from you , no siree Bob <doh>
     
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  8. Mick

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    I don't drive and I don't own a single Apple product, but I do enjoy a big TV and my penis could certainly do with being made up for. You still suffer the delusion that some point in the future is going to be better than now. I've accepted that despite the initial joys of getting a new house, or finding a new wife, or having a kid, that general happiness will always fall back to around the median level it's at now, and like a carrot at the end of a stick you'll never quite reach the promised land, but you, like the rest of the masses, will pretend to everyone else that you're still firmly on the route there. It's why pensioners look so bloody miserable all the time; near the end of their working lives they foreseen a better time where they would be able to finally relax - but what they get is utter boredom as well as the mental dawning that the only carrot they will actually catch is death, preceded by some irksome preliminaries.

    I'm sitting having a beer while playing the latest COD by the way - the single player is pretty good fun.
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Why worry .........be happy .

    In other news the owners of the Clutha have decided to dispense with the expense of refurbishing it's roof and just reopen as a topless bar .

    Look Toby , a joke about the Clutha that is actually quite funny .
     
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  10. Toby

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    **** me, you're so ****ing pointless and stupid.

    You've been quoting nearly all the posts i make for the last week, you sad little desperate ****.
     
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  11. Toby

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    That's only relevant if, as usual, you derive your happiness from things.

    I just think you're taking a simplistic, materialistic view of the world and attempting to justify how happy you are by comparing your belongings/social situation to others.

    Maybe it's because your mind is so focused on that aspect of life that you'll always come crashing down when you realise that nothing has really changed, you just have another 0 added on to your bank balance.

    I can't really explain myself. It's late, i'm pissed and my hols are nearly over. Will ramble on some more tomorrow.

    I'm sleeping on the floor at my grandparents' house, engaged in what i can only describe as a fart war with my little bros. The smell in their front room is pretty brutal...

    How's the new Cod?
     
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  12. Mick

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    I don't know where you are getting materialism from, I also wrote about wives and kids and retirement not bringing happiness (although to be fair, in my experience kids do bring a fair amount of happiness, or at least purpose) - it was not meant to be an exhaustive list, it was meant to represent the fact that achieving what you desire (whatever it is) doesn't usually bring fulfillment. A good famous example is Olympic athletes going into deep depression straight after winning a Gold - they've achieved exactly what they worked so hard for, and they've no idea what to do with themselves afterwards http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/ot...Jason-Kenny-reveals-post-2012-depression.html

    The reason I got onto the subject is because you were telling us how good you're life was going to get as you move towards middle age - and my point was that everyone assumes they will be happier in the future...

    I just discovered the joys of plugging an Xbox 360 controller into a PC and getting console functionality with free pirated games, and better graphics. But aye, the game definitely feels like a next-gen jump.
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    WTF are you on about ya loony ? I quoted one of your posts two days ago , replied to your wee fanny quote about the Clutha and am now replying to that lie filled post above .

    Mr Mittty strike again . Toby and reality are total strangers . ****ing fantasist
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

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    Peas and goodwill to all men.
     
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    Any UKIP types reading this will be very dissapointed by the men`s self help workshop twist on this thread, "sell me a bottle of gin some sausages and a **** mag brown face lady".....
     
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    Yep - but some of us can admit our faults unlike you you sanctimonious, judgemental, hypocritcal fanny spanner.
     
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  17. Toby

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    We both know that's not true.

    If i actually cared about what some backwards little petrol drilling ****wit from the arse-end of nowhere thought of me, i'd get all Medro on your ass and start multiquoting.

    Just count the posts on this thread you've made about me then come back and apologise <ok>

    (i honestly don't give a flying **** if you choose to not apologise either <ok>)
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

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    This **** just got real.
     
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  19. Toby

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    I'm beeling so much it's getting close to square-go time <grr> <grr>
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Why do I get a picture in my head of you wearing a white suit pointing to the sky and shouting ......da plane da plane every time I read a post you make Walter ?
     
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