Muslim shop workers

Never mind yer pretty heid. All you need to know is how to look pretty and understand the phrase "legs akimbo".

 

You don't win friends with salad.

 

Oh I dunno - some of my best mates are cabbages as they can relate to me better.

 

You're a wrong 'un

 

Lettuce Pray for Dan.

 

I only said it cos it's true.

 

. oh that`s far too clever ... sometimes Dan I think we only see the tip of your iceberg

 

...or chicory ...

 

Can't think of any more - I'm in a right pickle.

 

I think you and Dev are the root cause.

 

Did you hear about the vegetarian's funeral?There was a big turnip at it.

 

In my oponion to split the two would be a missteak!

 

Mine are usually rubbish though I will admit that people have said i come out with the occasional little gem.

 

radish

 

- I've been looking forward to being a Dad for ages. It's just not my time yet.
- Weed doesn't affect me, in fact it fixes me.
- I'm not like that squirrel-brained ****wit aldo, i'd never mope about personal issues on here. One reason why I smoke is that i'm hyperactive, i have no attention span and my brain works at 110% constantly (not doing anything that useful most pf the time, it's ****ing annoying though)

It's nice to have a debate with you with out arguing

 

What flies around fine most of the time, with rotor blades, then crashes into a pub and makes not606's resident ****wit mope like a scouser?

That helicopter the other day.

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What flies and wobbles?

A Jellycopter.