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Very nice thank you. I trust you did too? My first sober Christmas in nearly 2 decades, a bit surreal but I certainly felt the benefit on Christmas morning!

Yeah mine was fine but not all that sober! Spent it round my brothers with his three girls. Mind, the Doctor said yesterday that some tests a while back showed an abnormality with my liver so i suspect i may be joining you in the sober ranks next year.
 
I was pished. Then went our traditional boxing day pub crawl. :grin:
 
Yeah mine was fine but not all that sober! Spent it round my brothers with his three girls. Mind, the Doctor said yesterday that some tests a while back showed an abnormality with my liver so i suspect i may be joining you in the sober ranks next year.

You need to settle down, find yourself a nice little wife and have some kids Dan <whistle>

Seriously though, take care of yourself. Cut out the booze for a while. At least long enough for your liver to recover. Lull it into a false sense of security, then hammer it Gambol-style for a while. Then detox and repeat until you permanently retire à la ST/me.
 
You need to settle down, find yourself a nice little wife and have some kids Dan <whistle>

Seriously though, take care of yourself. Cut out the booze for a while. At least long enough for your liver to recover. Lull it into a false sense of security, then hammer it Gambol-style for a while. Then detox and repeat until you permanently retire à la ST/me.

<laugh>

Av decided am at an age now where I can let maself slide into unfitness and ill health. Av earned it. My only wish, before I die, is that I get a shot on Tina. :grin:
 
Don't forget Gambol - you were inaugural Winner of the Week. They can't take that away from you.

It shall be engraved on my tomb stone. "Here lies Gambol - Not606 Superstar - He loved as he lived - To the full"

...and on the grave next door to mine "Here lies Tina - Not606 Superbabe - She missed her chance in life with Gambol - She can now chase after him for eternity"

Obviously that means I have a clause in my will that means Tina gets brutally murdered and laid to rest next to me.
 
Contract of employment (ie Law) comes first. Religious beliefs secondary. If you cannot reconcile your faith with your job then get another faith or get another job.

There was a minor fuss a coupla years ago. Catholic midwives and attendant staff were refusing to be involved in, or aiding, abortions. Sorry, your terms of employment and duty of care supersede your faith. Get another job. Better still, don't take a job in which your duty will test your belief.

Religious belief is a crock o' ****e anyways. Buncha old farts in dresses telling ye how you should behave and the manner in which God demands your worship. Seriously **** off. They're losing their governorship of the masses and they don't want to lose power. They are ****s.

You don't need it. Nobody needs it. If you believe there is God, quite simply, there is.

I believe there is a God. My God is a benevolent God. I do right. He does right. He also enjoys a swally and wants me to have gratuitous sex.
 
Committing murder is very different from refusing to sell alcohol or meat <doh>
 
Committing murder is very different from refusing to sell alcohol or meat <doh>

Totally agree . Telling folk that contraception is a sin and contributing to a plague of AIDS is tantamount to murder.

****ing genocide actually .<doh>
 
Does taking drugs and getting pissed for years on end not feel very empty though Toby? I know it can be fun, I've done plenty of it in the past. But there's only so long you can do it till hedonism starts to become depressing. And there's nothing more tragic than the Fonzie-esque loser, nearer 40 than 20 but still trying to be cool.

You've scoffed at settled family men like myself on here, but there's nothing in life that compares to building a family. Your stoner mates will have all disappeared in a few years. Mine and Mick's "ugly kids" (quite why you feel the need to insult the offspring of anonymous people on the internet is another matter) will be around us for a lot longer.

What are you on about? I have a solid group of friends, not 'stoner mates'. Most of them don't smoke weed, it's my way of dealing with life, so ****ing what? Getting pissed and having fun is what everyone does, mostly until they retire. I don't drink in the morning before I get up, I don't have issues with booze like you, I can handle having fun and maintaining a healthy(ish) lifestyle.

As Dan mentioned after your post, I only bring up the kid thing when it's used as a justification for people doing better than me. Mick still hasn't got my point yet about cash. I'm looking forward to a comfortable lifestyle with kids in a few years time, but there's no ****ing way I'm committing to making pretty much the most important decision of my life without being 100% sure of what I'm doing. At the mo I've got lots more fun to have before being a Dad.

Also, Aldo, go jump under a bus or ask SN's old driver dude to come squash you asap <ok>
 
Committing murder is very different from refusing to sell alcohol or meat <doh>

Abortion is murder?

Killing animals for food is murder?

Crushing grapes for delicious wine is murder?
 
What are you on about? I have a solid group of friends, not 'stoner mates'. Most of them don't smoke weed, it's my way of dealing with life, so ****ing what? Getting pissed and having fun is what everyone does, mostly until they retire. I don't drink in the morning before I get up, I don't have issues with booze like you, I can handle having fun and maintaining a healthy(ish) lifestyle.

As Dan mentioned after your post, I only bring up the kid thing when it's used as a justification for people doing better than me. Mick still hasn't got my point yet about cash. I'm looking forward to a comfortable lifestyle with kids in a few years time, but there's no ****ing way I'm committing to making pretty much the most important decision of my life without being 100% sure of what I'm doing. At the mo I've got lots more fun to have before being a Dad.

Also, Aldo, go jump under a bus or ask SN's old driver dude to come squash you asap <ok>

Nice to see you stealing my award hasn't gone to your head <grr>

Ya fanny <grr>
 
Ps: Gambol, have you read the new Discworld? Got it for xmas, started it last night, seems alright.

It pisses me off that he's going to die soon and ancient ****s like ER are still going :(