Matt, even the queen gets off her tree on her birthday(s). Save the weed til later though, uppers for breakfast, dinner and tea. Weed for breakfaat on Tuesday when you have come down.
Matth's day. 9am - Wake up and furiously suck the life out of his preloaded (from last night) Meth pipe 10am - Quick hit of DMT before ringing the local brothel. 11am - goes to dealers, scores an ounce of Ketamine, ounce of meth, and half ounce of Crack. 12am - arrives at Brothel and has a drug fuelled monster foursome including rimming and strap on action. 2pm - Leaves Brothel and get's home in time to smoke copious amounts of Meth before entering the K-hole. 2:45pm - comes out of his K-hole, feeling a bit bambie like so smokes an eighth of Crack to get ready for the game. 3pm - Can't stop smoking Meth and Crack, but manages to watch the games whilst rushing his tits off and ****ing over Rooney. 5pm - back on the DMT and Ketamine. Lost for 6 hours. Wakes up in a horny daze and decides to pop off to the field to shaft a lamb. The rest is too inappropriate to post on here. Brutal day for matthew - The guy is literally a monster. ENJOY
Weed and a load of diazepam should sort him out in the morning Sounds like he's got a vicious day ahead. Good on you Matth
Happy Birthday Matthew, you drug fuelled psycho Let this be a formal invitation to some felching action
