Norwich vs Manchester United OFFICIAL match thread

Surely this should be the Matth day thread...

 

It is

Matth's 10 match threads are all ****. Very poor, no effort.

 

But I meant in honour of his special day it's a Matth day thread rather than match day

 

Valencia will miss the game after getting sent off

 

matth is on the table as we speak receiving treatment, he should be fit to take part.

David Moyes..."we appreciate the role matth has taken in our previous four wins, if he hadn't got back on not606 when he did we'd have been ****ed, I've sent him a magic set and a signed Utd onesy for his birthday"

 

Players putting training tops on

 

Rooney scratching his brown eye in the corner of the dressing room.

 

Rooney heading to the oap section to sign some chests

 

Rooney out for 2-3 weeks confirmed

 

januzaj getting his last minute diving instructions along with Rooney and Young.

 

DDG--------------------

--Fabio----------Smalling-----Evans---Evra--

--Young----Carrick----Fletcher--Januzaj-

-----------------------Kagawa-------------------

----------------------Welbeck-

 

Moyes taking final instructions from Fergie

 

substitutes: Lindegaard, Anderson, Welbeck, Fabio, Fletcher, Zaha, Januzaj.

 

Rooney been Christmas drinking again

 

On the herb too so I hear….

 

Him and RVp up to something, nowhere to be seen

 

No Rooney means no win today then.

 

#1manteam

 

LOL wtf, I haven't a clue what this means and I'm not sure I want to find out either

 

Not been wiping his bum properly so has an itchy choc starfish